Yio

chessys:

time flies when u take a 2hr depression nap in the middle of the day

(via lameastrxnaut)

lavendermask:

my heart rly actually melts whenever grls do that thing where they fix ur necklace when its backwards or tuck a piece of hair behind ur ear for u like……………….. wow thats all goodnight girls are literally all Gifts and should be treated with loyalty, respect, gentleness, and One Million Kisses im so in lov w girls, conceptually and literally. A+ job @ god

(via jaximoose)

earthdad:

me seeing a cute girl in public: *tries not to look at her for more than 5 seconds because i don’t want to make her feel uncomfortable*

(via gaygemder)

snout:

being a macroorganism is so stressful. i want to know what my cells are doing. I don’t like how unsupervised they are

(via borinq)

frogyell:

frogyell:

“man ur such a pussy” a jock says to me. i laugh. “well,” i begin, looking up at him and popping the collar of my jean jacket, “like they say,” everyone waits in anticipation, “u are what u eat.” the jock dies instantly, the crowd cheers, obama is there,

ppl are reblogging this saying it is “such a straight fuckboy thing 2 say” so i would just like 2 announce….,,,…..,. im a girl

(via youre-not-straight-honey)